5 Easy Ways to Cure a Hangover:
5 Easy Ways to Cure a Hangover:
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Don’t go out drinking in the first place. Instead, stay home and read one of the original Sherlock Holmes novels.
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Don’t go out drinking in the first place. Call up your old college roommate and reconnect, turns out that his creative agency is looking for a new account manager, and you were looking for a new job. Take the job.
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Don’t go out drinking in the first place. Go to your local independent coffee shop and write that fictional short story about the winter in Vermont. Turns out the girl next to you is from Vermont, and you can call her sometime if you ever need to do “research.” Date this girl.
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Don’t go out drinking in the first place. Check out Web MD just to see if those chest pains you’ve been having could be the result of something more serious. Turns out they could be. Get up early the next morning and go to the Doctor, he finds a benign tumor. Thank god they found it now.
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After you leave the bar. Get pizza. Then go home and drink two glasses of water. Put on that Iron & Wine album and fall asleep. Wake up 8 hours later and drink two more glasses of water, and take three Motrin. Go back to sleep for 2 hours. Wake up and take a shower and drink a large ice coffee. Eat a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich and then lay back down and watch Hot Tub Time Machine. Take two aspirin. Take a quick nap, then begin that short story. Give up after 30 mins, and read the New York Times real estate section. Go get Chinese food and watch a marathon of Swamp People. (Only this cure has been tested in real life.)
