Incidents to Omit When Writing Our Motorcycle Club’s History
Incidents to Omit When Writing Our Motorcycle Club’s History:
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The time we curb-stomped that little fancy boy who turned out to just be a FedEx delivery man.
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The time we stole that truck load of Girl Scout cookies at gunpoint.
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When we all got our ears pierced at the mall.
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The time we tried to go hunting and shot that family’s goat.
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When we started that curling team and won the town’s “Over-55” league.
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The time we thought we could do our own electrical work on the club house annex and Little Tom died… of a gun shot wound.
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That very very brief period in 1988 when we sold crack-cocaine to the neighborhood.
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The time we horded insulin for Y2K.
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At the 1994 Memorial Day picnic when we curb-stomped that little fancy boy who turned out to just be a guy playing frisbee golf.
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The Trick-or-Treat massacre.
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(A picture of) Our multicultural mural from the summer of 98’ – that was a huge misunderstanding.
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When we bought a zoo and all the animals died… of gun shot wounds.
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When we tried to reestablish U.S. relations with Cuba.
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The time we curb-stomped those little fancy boys who turned out to just be country singer, Garth Brooks and his family.
(Cartoon by Stephen Winchell)
