Man on THE Moon...Writings at Night

10 Great Threats to Say to Someone You Hate

Thursday November 18, 2010

10 Great Threats to Say to Someone You Hate:

  1. I’m going to frame you for murder!

  2. I will engineer a gene defect and put it into your DNA!

  3. In the near future, I’m going to destroy your credit!

  4. I’m going to put a snake inside your coffee maker!

  5. I’ll cripple your son who’s bound for a sports scholarship at a great college!

  6. I’ll unhook your cable during the finale of your favorite Television drama!

  7. I’m going to replace your multivitamins with salty fat pills!

  8. I’ll destroy the only copy of the autobiography you write and then stab you!

  9. I will buy up all the possible domain names for your small business!

  10. I’m going to replace your loving dog with a similar looking one who hates you!