Man on THE Moon...Writings at Night

Tweets from Inside the Womb

Tuesday November 2, 2010

“So warm and cozy. People say the world sucks but I just don’t see it.”

“@Mom PLEASE stop blasting Beethoven, it’s just making me want to develop  less.”

“Do I even poop now? Like what happens with all that?”

“It’s been 98.6 degrees in here for the last 9 months, where the fuck is winter?”

“ RT @kanyewest hoooold up… last question… does the devil wear Praaadaaaaaaaaa????!!!! ”

“ I’ve only heard the muffled audio, but LOST seems overrated.”

“ I feel like I’ve accomplished nothing thus far in life. #zerolifecrisis”

“ @Mom Is there someone else in this womb? My eyes haven’t developed, but I got a weird feeling.”

“ @DoctorGrayson Haha, Like hell you are man.”

“ Something is happening! #help #help #seriouslywtfisthatlight”